Golf is shit, I don't practise,
You hang with white old baptists and wide-known pansies,
You drink to forget the rapes, spending life so smashed its
Using port 2 make it through, like Psycho Mantis
Golf is shit, I don't practise,
You hang with white old baptists and wide-known pansies,
You drink to forget the rapes, spending life so smashed its
Using port 2 make it through, like Psycho Mantis
I'm in a Caddilac with the yak and two chicks from Cincinatti.
Fuck golf. Being a valet is the only way Bag is with the caddie.
And portwine sucks. I got some from Lisbon, but I'd barely import.
A couple shots and Bag has been floored. Guess I'll be the runner up like Happy Gilmore.
8 years sober, did it all in my preteens in '78,
Don't feel too bad, we all eventually flake n make horrendous mistakes,
You seem keen to battle @EyeDealIstic , he'll just tell you ya gay,
Fitting, all we'll see is shame on you when that egg in ya face
How you giving lectures on abstinence when Bag full of booze like West African sachet gin?
Someone grab him an ambulance. Cuz it's a free for all when Bag off the wagon, men.
His face' so pale you'd think flour's on sale. But he's been drinking Egg white like sour cocktails.
Says he's chasing waterfalls like TLC. But think you can stay sober, you must be off the DMT.
Looks like I didn’t miss a thing buncha lame geeks,
Just Give it up already losers the cypher died back on page 3.
I’ll fuck both y’all bitches ya have no life so the Rican smashing ya wifers,
Cuz when we say we see the connection it’s not the bond y’all two are having in a cypher.
Ugly fucks ya lightweights can’t slide I dnt gotta worry about these guys,
Tragic headshots’ left Shaman with type of face that has to be permanently disguised.
i’m always around bars.. i keep a pad and a boatload of ink pens
you’re always around bars too.. hoping drunk faggots’ll goad you home for the evening
if i sucked as much as the Count? the cold embrace of death would be sweet
this subliterate dropped 6 bars, so the Count he really needs is from Sesame Street..
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Re: ***RW $100 End of tourney cypher***
you’re*Originally Posted by The Illiterate Immigrant.
YOU DUMB BITCH…
wisdom?!…you don’t even know what a contraction is!!!
when R!can’s mother reflects on birth, a contraction’s what she wishes she never had with his
you’re bad with this. atrocious set ups, horrid punches. you’re exceptional poo.
son how’s it feel to be in a tourney where everyone who’s been here from the start has won money….
WITH THE EXCEPTION OF YOU?!
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Can't believe Bag used the Knoxville in Jackass punch.. Now all we're left with is crumbs.
How's this American talking ancient wisdom when all we get from Jack-n' Theoriez is plagiarism?
Face it, listen. You're both two apes in prison. All you know about is Reaganism and 1980's television.
You supress your instincts and dress as women. So if they're into-sex-you-know it's modern feminism.
Fuck contractions, you're a walking contradiction. And Theoriez suck like post-structural metaphysics.
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