RW WK7: Slayerr. & daveDILLY vs FaQEyeReddit & Virbius (OPEN FOR VOTES)

[Bag Mandela]

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Tag Team Battle
Just 4 guys tag teaming each other

Bars due Saturday 18th January
Public voting closes Tuesday 21st January
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Overall public vote = 1 vote
MV’s vote = 1 vote
Bags vote = 1 vote
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12 lines per team

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Posting explanations / references below your bars is strongly recommended.
Rebuttals, late drops (unless you have a 24hr ext) & no shows are an instant loss.
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@Slayerr. & @daveDILLY vs @FaQEyeReddit & @Virbius

[daveDILLY]

here
slay i will send u 3bars

[Slayerr.]

here
slay i will send u 3bars

Calm, disregard my last dm. welcome back

[Virbius]

Key
Virbius: black
FaQ: pink

Hey why do I have to be pink?
Fine, yours can be in blue then.
Lets go!

So, shall we do six bars each, or, like, swap back and fo…I’m on some terror squad shit like Osam' bitch!
Wait let’s stay calm, sit, and…
We putting C4 on dogs; blew nose like a bomb sniff! I could pop a dirty harry, no sweat, or just arm pits.
Bro I told em you had explosive diarrhoea. that was hard shit.

You’re a mark, David, like Chapman, now you’re aiming for a band?
Just Imagine, like Lennon, having Slayerr as a fan.

Hey Dave, I… Wait, where’s Dave?
I got a gun and…
Shhh. Bro we don’t need to hear about a fatal wound. But last round, that Slayerr goon, he said he'll make you sing. ain’t no way. but they may assume…
I packed ammo which expands on impact and Dave was doomed. Did a dumdum do DD? now you’ve changed your tune!

But where’s Dave at?
I had him wrapped in rope over some dumb rivalry, I asked Slayerr how I should slay Dave when I’m done finally…
Now there’s blood and guts everywhere and he’s slumped lifelessly, why? coz the guy replied “untieDilly!”

For real?
Nah.
I’mma kill Dave Dilly in front of his son tomorrow, make him face death.
He’s a daddy but I’m gonna take out dd… just a day left!
I’ll kill him readily, speedily, bloodily, we gon have words…
Listing shit ending ‘dily… gotta add-Virb. 
And FaQ!
Shut up.


Explanations:
Hey can I do thNo.
Dirty Harry, no sweat, armpits - armed pitbulls eg. bombs on dogs.
Hey I’ve prepared a sixteen page breakdoAhem.
Aiming for a band- trying to win the cash, also aiming a gun at musicians.
Calling Dave a mark, Mark David Chapman was an obsessed groupie who shot John Lennon from the Beatles eg. having a Slayerr as a fan. ‘Imagine’s a Lennon song.
Last round with the ransom theme Slayerr said he’d make me sing. Dumdums are rounds which expand on impact. Did a dumdum do deedee - singing. I changed my tune from not wanting to hear about the fatal wound, and also from denying that I’m gonna sing.
Asked Slayerr how we should kill Dave but he shouted ‘untie Dilly’ (/untidily) so we killed him in a particularly messy fashion.
We’ll kill Dave Dilly in front of his son, tomorrow. Take the word ‘daddy’ and take out ‘dd’ so the word ‘day’s left.
Readily, speedily, bloodily- Listing things ending Dily. Gotta add Verb to the list as I’m also ending Dilly. Words ending ‘-dily’ are adverbs.
Uh huh

[Slayerr.]

This comp needs to brighten up, trust I’m gonna be making the connection
Virb thinks he’s lighting up the game but really…he’s just on the spectrum
I drop the heat, props to me, virbs a lonely old bird with a dog to keep
N the only crowd that turns up to his performance is his flock of sheep
Living remote must be hard, but here’s the deep thing
So how are meant to remain mentally stable? when that’s what u sleep in
I’m blasting the heat, you two will be defeated coz of what I bring with me
Ironic FAQ eyes double barrelled coz that’s the last thing he’ll see
We had an influx of noobs, and that’s what u came under
FAQ eye wish you’d go back to posting bars on the forums ur names after
Now I shout but reap it with all regret its hard to fit in coz ur boring
So how about I just keep it civil, like the partnership ur in

[Bag Mandela]

This is fire & I'm gonna drop a full breakdown but I'm just gonna note it open for votes til I get chance

[Bag Mandela]

Virb & Faq aka Black & Blue (i like saying it without saying it concept of beating them black & blue, that was dope)

So, shall we do six bars each, or, like, swap back and fo…I’m on some terror squad shit like Osam' bitch! Fire, I can tell the dynamics are gonna work well in this
Wait let’s stay calm, sit, and…
We putting C4 on dogs; blew nose like a bomb sniff! I could pop a dirty harry, no sweat, or just arm pits.
Bro I told em you had explosive diarrhoea. that was hard shit. Dooooooope

You’re a mark, David, like Chapman, now you’re aiming for a band?
Just Imagine, like Lennon, having Slayerr as a fan. nice nameflip & reference, I'm sure the slayerr band thing has been used before but this was a fresh take on it

Hey Dave, I… Wait, where’s Dave?
I got a gun and…
Shhh. Bro we don’t need to hear about a fatal wound. But last round, that Slayerr goon, he said he'll make you sing. ain’t no way. but they may assume…
I packed ammo which expands on impact and Dave was doomed. Did a dumdum do DD? now you’ve changed your tune! jeeez this shit is written like it's for a live battle, that would've gone off

But where’s Dave at?
I had him wrapped in rope over some dumb rivalry, I asked Slayerr how I should slay Dave when I’m done finally…
Now there’s blood and guts everywhere and he’s slumped lifelessly, why? coz the guy replied “untieDilly!” Mortal Kombat *Perfect*

For real?
Nah.
I’mma kill Dave Dilly in front of his son tomorrow, make him face death.
He’s a daddy but I’m gonna take out dd… just a day left! nice
I’ll kill him readily, speedily, bloodily, we gon have words…
Listing shit ending ‘dily… gotta add-Virb.
And FaQ!
Shut up. lol

vs

Slayerr. & possibly daveDILLY

This comp needs to brighten up, trust I’m gonna be making the connection
Virb thinks he’s lighting up the game but really…he’s just on the spectrum This was harrrd, 3 rs, strong opener
I drop the heat, props to me, hahaha yes, GOAT level set up virbs a lonely old bird with a dog to keep
N the only crowd that turns up to his performance is his flock of sheep nice angle
Living remote must be hard, but here’s the deep thing
So how are meant to remain mentally stable? when that’s what u sleep in going in on the farmer stereotype here i like it
I’m blasting the heat, you two will be defeated coz of what I bring with me
Ironic FAQ eyes double barrelled coz that’s the last thing he’ll see dope nameflip/gun bar, solid
We had an influx of noobs, and that’s what u came under
FAQ eye wish you’d go back to posting bars on the forums ur names after aight aight
Now I shout but reap it with all regret its hard to fit in coz ur boring
So how about I just keep it civil, like the partnership ur in closed out with that old school street battles vibe, ill

This one was fire on both sides, I don't know if Dave ever contributed to this so if not props to slayer & especially props to whoever said "I drop the heat, props to me", took me a minute to recover from that one. The dynamics of Faq & Virb writing together with such contrasting styles and personalities made it super entertaining & felt like watching a live-performance 2 on 2. It's a bit unfair on Slayerr. who just got a "I'll send you 3 bars" from Dave, which he may or may not have ever received I actually don't know, but it highlighted how a more meshed approach to 2 on 2 writing adds something extra when done right. Slayerr.'s (and possibly Dave's) bars were on point throughout but I got to give it to Faq & Virb, that shit was masterfully done.

Vote Faq & Virb

[MV]

Virb n Eye

So, shall we do six bars each, or, like, swap back and fo…I’m on some terror squad shit like Osam' bitch!
Wait let’s stay calm, sit, and…
We putting C4 on dogs; blew nose like a bomb sniff! I could pop a dirty harry, no sweat, or just arm pits.
Bro I told em you had explosive diarrhoea. that was hard shit.
punch was cool. but presentation was insane.

You’re a mark, David, like Chapman, now you’re aiming for a band?
Just Imagine, like Lennon, having Slayerr as a fan.
i like this shit. tf is wrong with you two?

Hey Dave, I… Wait, where’s Dave?
I got a gun and…
Shhh. Bro we don’t need to hear about a fatal wound. But last round, that Slayerr goon, he said he'll make you sing. ain’t no way. but they may assume…
I packed ammo which expands on impact and Dave was doomed. Did a dumdum do DD? now you’ve changed your tune!
hell naw. yall not missing


But where’s Dave at?
I had him wrapped in rope over some dumb rivalry, I asked Slayerr how I should slay Dave when I’m done finally…
Now there’s blood and guts everywhere and he’s slumped lifelessly, why? coz the guy replied “untieDilly!”

fucking fire...



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slayerr n dilly
This comp needs to brighten up, trust I’m gonna be making the connection
Virb thinks he’s lighting up the game but really…he’s just on the spectrum
ok fuck with this one

I drop the heat, props to me, virbs a lonely old bird with a dog to keep
N the only crowd that turns up to his performance is his flock of sheep
this was comical but i didnt get were the flock of sheep comes in.

Living remote must be hard, but here’s the deep thing
So how are meant to remain mentally stable? when that’s what u sleep in
this was okay.
I’m blasting the heat, you two will be defeated coz of what I bring with me
Ironic FAQ eyes double barrelled coz that’s the last thing he’ll see
lmao this was hard

We had an influx of noobs, and that’s what u came under
FAQ eye wish you’d go back to posting bars on the forums ur names after
Reddit? this was a light diss
Now I shout but reap it with all regret its hard to fit in coz ur boring
So how about I just keep it civil, like the partnership ur in
funny but the rhyming was shaky


Faq and Virb, your personalities are shown in your verse. i would damn near say it was a performance. at times the punches may not have been overpowering but the build-up and context made each bar stand on its on. the switching back and forth + comical bickering + punches were pretty dope. I have Untie Dilly as my BotB. I feel like Slayer and Dave were okay here but missed an opportunity to really go crazy.

v/Virbeye

[Jack Hallows]

my bad i been sleeping on this. i read it when it first dropped, felt satisfied & forgot to vote lol

got Team Fa’Virqbeyeius taking this.

that shit these niggas pulled was entertaining as fuck. madd quotables, the dirty harry, change your tune, dd/day left shits was crazy. dope chemistry with the back n forths.

Slayerr came with fire too & held his own. on the one hand i kinda feel like homes was at a disadvantage w/o his partner but at the same time i feel like he did better without a partner. my only drawback was the missed opportunities to make joint attacks cuz as it stands, outside the last line it seemed more like one verse for each dude just stacked. there was room to do a little more with the team aspect but then again it’s a preference thing. it was a tough verse regardless. the spectrum, mentally stable & forum bars were standouts..

in the end, the dynamic between Team Fa’Virqbeyeius was too well executed & Slayerr, while definitely holding his own lyrically, missed the opportunity to really lean into the team angle & roast the competition or maybe even make note that is takes two to match him or really anything that embraced the nature of the battle.. i think for me, an angle like that, mixed with what was already here could have possibly secured the win for him, but who knows? either way, everyone showed out here so props to all.

howl.