Tournament Schedule

[Bag Mandela]

We've been a bit fucked up by drop-outs so had to change the schedule to avoid dragging the tourney out for longer than necessary.
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Because some people battled the drop-outs and some didn't it means there will be weeks where a few people won't have an opponent & your name will be in italics under the the battles for the week if so.
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If you want a ChatGPT opponent (AI generated bars for anyone unfamiliar) to keep your sword sharp or if there's a bar of the week prize, let me know & we'll make it happen. It won't get you any extra points beating ChatGPT, but you will face endless ridicule if you lose.

Same applies if 2 battlers don't have an opponent, they're welcome to battle for pride/prizes but won't gain any further points.

Week 5

Miracle vs Jack Hallows
Slayerr. vs Unfukwitable
daveDILLY vs HEK TEAFY
mal diction vs FaQEyeReddit

Knoxville, Spree, TheShaman & Virbius
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Week 6

Miracle vs KnoXville
TheShaman vs mal diction
Spree vs daveDILLY
Virbius vs Slayerr.
FaQEyeReddit vs Jack Hallows

HEK TEAFY, Unfukwitable
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Week 7

Miracle vs Unfukwitable
Jack Hallows vs HEK TEAFY
Slayerr. vs FaQEyeReddit
daveDILLY vs Virbius
mal diction vs Spree
KnoXville vs TheShaman
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Week 8

Miracle vs HEK TEAFY
Unfukwitable vs FaQEyeReddit
Jack Hallows vs Virbius
Slayerr. vs Spree

daveDILLY, TheShaman, mal diction, KnoXville
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Week 9

Miracle vs FaQEyeReddit
HEK TEAFY vs Virbius
Unfukwitable vs Spree
Jack Hallows vs TheShaman

Slayerr., KnoXville, daveDILLY, mal diction
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Week 10

Miracle vs Spree
Virbius vs TheShaman
FaQEyeReddit vs KnoXville
HEK TEAFY vs mal diction
Unfukwitable vs daveDILLY
Jack Hallows vs Slayerr.
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Week 11

KnoXville vs Jack Hallows
TheShaman vs Unfukwitable
Spree vs HEK TEAFY

Virbius, FaQEyeReddit, Miracle, daveDILLY, mal diction, Slayerr.
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Week 12

Miracle vs TheShaman
Spree vs KnoXville
Virbius vs mal diction
FaQEyeReddit vs daveDILLY
HEK TEAFY vs Slayerr.
Unfukwitable vs Jack Hallows
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Week 13

Miracle vs mal diction
KnoXville vs daveDILLY
FaQEyeReddit vs HEK TEAFY

TheShaman, Slayerr., Spree, Jack Hallows, Virbius, Unfukwitable

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Week 14

Miracle vs Virbius
FaQEyeReddit vs Spree
HEK TEAFY vs TheShaman
Unfukwitable vs KnoXville
Jack Hallows vs mal diction
Slayerr. vs daveDILLY

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Week 15

daveDILLY vs Jack Hallows
KnoXville vs HEK TEAFY
TheShaman vs FaQEyeReddit
Spree vs Virbius

Miracle, Slayerr., mal diction, Unfukwitable

[Jack Hallows]

nice schedule breakdown.

week 11 can’t come fast enough.

for week 13 i’ll take on chatbot again.

howl

[Slayerr.]

Fuck sake we gotta wait 11 weeks for those two to finally go at it? This dramas gonna have a worse ending than lost

[Jack Hallows]

7 weeks. nice lil bday present for white jesus ahaha.

taking bets on whether or not he’ll duck.

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on second thought. yeah with some of these themes bags be schemin on, i’m suddenly mildly apprehensive.

[Slayerr.]

If that ain’t the compliment battle week they’ve really missed an oppertunity

[TheShaman]

I'm voting for a Knoxville-Hallows battle reschedule ASAP. But yeah, he'll probably duck anyway..

[Bag Mandela]

I wanna see that shit this week too, it was entirely randomly drawn so I'm not influencing the outcome but week 11 will not be themed, if you 2 agree to it you can do extra bars if you want that'd be fire.

[Jack Hallows]

he won’t agree because he’s a bitch but i want no less than 30.

[KnoXville.]

Miracle vs Jack Hallows
Miracle wins by KO.

Slayerr. vs Unfukwitable
Unfuck will Noshow

daveDILLY vs HEK TEAFY
Dave will No Show.

mal diction vs FaQEyeReddit
Double no show ^

[Jack Hallows]

50/50. you only right about dave & unfwit cuz you’re basing predictions off set parameters; so it’s not even a prediction, more like an assumption of continued pattern. lmao@knoxtradamus the no wit all

[KnoXville.]

Sign me out after next week.

[Jack Hallows]

typical cowardly behavior we’ve come to expect.

not like you added anything of value to the tournament anyway.

[KnoXville.]

typical cowardly behavior we’ve come to expect.

not like you added anything of value to the tournament anyway.

I was the activity/Value u dumb bitch. SMD cry baby.

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Don’t you see you are legitimately running everybody off this forum
Hell nobody even logs in anymore because of you Worthless bitch. Admins mods all had enough of your Sorry Ass.
Hey maybe now u can get on your knees and beg for a mod position fucking scum bag.

[Jack Hallows]

you were the activity/value in the tournament???

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

son, WUT??? what the actual FUCK did you do here that gives you that delusional & idiotic ass impression, coward?

all you’ve done since the start of the tourney is bitch, complain, cry, no-show, shit talk other participants for their contributions, shit talk the league runner over activity, never vote and drop shit verses when you did manage to show up late to your rounds.

you bring dollar store brand value to the standings, nigga.

& lmao @ you mockingly complaining that “there are only 4 participants” here.. nigga you realize how bad you have to be to be losing in a tournament where it’s damn near guaranteed you win a prize if you just show up & put in a bit of work? lmao “4 niggas here” & you still can’t secure a bag so you gotta sign out like a pathetic, spineless, cowardly waste of everyone’s time.

oh and since when does your non rate ass speak for the moderators & admins? you look stupid as fuck tryna pretend you know anything about anyone on this site. you don’t even know who the real father of your kids is. but it’s funny seeing you constantly bringing up “staff” when you’re the one who volunteered for a moderator position & got consummately ignored like the nobody you are. projecting ass coward.

[Bag Mandela]

Sign me out after next week.

Given you & Jack have a particularly negative relationship Jack's response was to be expected, but I'll be honest n say your presence in the tourney has definitely added value, even going off at the gay bars round kept it interesting & the beef with Jack has been super entertaining to watch. It's at a point where that battle is more hyped than the final is.