Rhyme Cypher

[TheShaman]

Cravendale? I guess the UK is still craving Danish milk.
When the Scandinavians invaded we were raising hell.
Bag Mandalas ancesters couldn't even Savoirself.
You were raped and pillaged for steaks and dinners while you made us mjød.
You could get killed for saying things in a racist image like Emmett Till.
Now we just sell them milk, pastry, pilsners and bacon still.
And after Brexit they're just made to pay the bill.
So it ain't the ancient hills when Vestas are making mills.
But Mandelas' still born and raised in Peasantville.
So he don't even need Beowulf or epic tales.
Cuz he's afraid of the flying monsters Chem and Trail.
If he could read, he would still recieve letter mail.
Yo fuck the NHS, your dentist's from the NHL.

[TheShaman]

And yo, I just watched the episode with "dogs are dope"
That shit was pretty funny, bro
I mean, it tickled my funny bone
But I'm surprised these honest folk don't have down the nuts and bolts
It's like they got exposed like I was watching The Maury Show
All they said was worn out tropes
Walking slow in zombie mode
So maybe we should get Tommy Jones to come and blow their brains out with this gun I tote
Cut them out of our lives like toxic hos
I almost thought it was a hoax and lost my hope
Cuz sometimes it's hard to cope
But then you just gotta blow a snotty nose
Before it all erodes like fallen snow
And you get trodden cold in the first moshpit row
So you can be like Patrick Swayze shaping pots in Ghost
I could probably find more rhymes with "dogs are dope"
But even if you want some mo'
We have to close the envelope
Cuz that's all she wrote

Not really true, but it rhymed, hehe.


Next rhyme: Funkylicious.

[Bag Mandela]

Before you added the second post with funkylicious,
I thought shaman fucked up like getting crunk with wizards,
This month is vicious, busy in the field like pumpkin pickers,
I drop some gay bars in a couple disses but for the record I like to spunk in bitches,
Though if I had pussy lips n lovely tits I'd probably look quite good in knickers,
Ya mum-buys spice like Curry dishes,
I push more buttons than young beginners in stenography with stubby fingers after huffing thinners,
Been in more rabbit holes than Thumpers wishes,
Couldn't hang with us if they had monkey fingers,
Bars unusual n some ridiclous but always cave in ya mind like a spelunking business

Next rhyme: Catastrophic

[TheShaman]

I'm catastrophic like Japanese aeronautics.
Cuz I crash and bomb shit. The calamities: Astronomic.
I blow a sack of weed from California.
And after that I dine and dash at NOMA.
Where they have a twist of childrens blood in my panna cotta.
You don't like gin, so you're just having a glass of tonic.
You were on Tinder with The Little Match Girl, that's the saddest story.
Cuz from what I heard she actually had you horny.
But she stroked untill she froze to death and passed to glory.
So the following necrophiliac act was statutory.
Cuz this faggot's prolly a huge fan of gory..
I'm sure there must be some kind of allegory.
But that ain't my territory. I'm just rhyming like it's mandatory.
You can tell his rap is corny and this faggot flaunts it.
You're like a wet bicycle saddle: Bag is on it.
So you better Bacdafucup, that's an album from Onyx.
Before I have you shut down like it's animatronics.
Just lay back and watch it like you bought it from Panasonic.
And don't move a muscle like you're probably catatonic.
I actually fucked up before, I forgot to add a topic.
That may have been a tad myopic. I'll blame the cali chronic.
Maybe it's tragic. We don't have the comic side like Aristotle.
Bag Mandela's saying he dropping gay bars.. That's ironic.
Yo fuck it, I stretched it out, but your girl finds that erotic.
So she wants my magic wand like I'm Harry Potter.
She said Bag would never get to touch it, that's a condom.
So regarding love he was still in the cave. That's Platonic.

Next rhyme: potent potion