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  • Unfukwitable

    5 83.33%
  • Ryno

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Thread: Unfuk vs Ryno (UNFUK WINS)

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    Unfuk vs Ryno (UNFUK WINS)

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    Re: Unfuk vs Ryno

    Ayooooooo…..

    His heart full of doubt, lil homie shakin w/ shivers
    Only mixed feelings u’ll have after this, is a knife to the eye n shank in ur liver
    Ur ex said ur broke n the cash don’t spill
    Homie even her ‘final note is’ wrapped up w/ all ur fkn pass due bills
    I’m an avenger, pussy what I fare isn’t real
    Let’s see if u bounce back from this large round like Cpt. Americas shield
    Peeped ya profile, all ya fades light, step
    We know ur ‘tinder fuk’, cuz the only relations ur gonna see r blades ‘swipe left’
    Text ain’t ur shit u don’t wreck it when u rap
    If u have a phenomenal flow, it’s after these hollows exit outcha back
    Been gone for months but he’s aching for a bruise
    I’m here to prove my ‘drop off is non existent’, like ur father taking u to school
    Can’t insult me when that midnight skin is taxin bruh
    If he’s throwing shade, he’d disappear cuz we know that he’s black asf
    Head shot turnin this kid, if I’m bussin I’ll blow his spot
    Leave his face stuck on the front of this steel, ill turn brodie to robocop
    Spare ya whimpers, ya style fails, I’m bigger
    We know u’ll push urself this match, we’re just hoping it’s into a pair of scissors
    U fit stereotypes, what I ‘have in store’ could cause a melt down
    U thought this would be ‘a steal’, until I made u empty ur pockets before u checkout

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    Re: Unfuk vs Ryno

    YERRRSKI!

    Catch him loaf’n then *bloaw*, extort’em for his dough & pounds,
    I’ll keep “takin a slice of Rye” bread every time he Rolls around!
    Or I can hack ya bank account to take ya paper & curve u,
    turn that digital “Stash into Liquid” quick as Got Milk? Commercials,
    He’ll have a Pokémon funeral after the beams poppin,
    All ya “cats put R on a Shirt” & im still aiming to give ya Team Rockets!,
    The Staff Resurrected u, just for me to put holes in ya head,
    You waiting ona Miracle to Comeback..but we only got a Rose for the dead.
    Tried to go swag & flow.. he ain’t cut from the fabric,
    But he’ll dye in style.. got his eye-catchin full metal jackets!
    This NPC can’t make a Mark pretendin to be a gangster ass battler,
    You got a A CPU Typeface & been living out of character!.
    To Miracle, Spree, Muff, Gal… and who ever else owns this prick,
    Come here praising this Herb Bars I’ll give the Whole-list-sticks.
    Now U finally Metaverse that speaks in Volumes!
    U worried bout A.I developin language.. u’ll hear machine sounds soon!
    U don’t got enough Hooks to bridge the gap Ina spar with elites,
    He’ll Break it down, but I can’t go against “R’n Be” Beat…
    Idc bout ya bias click, I got a 5th and 9 with me,
    U think they Maybach u til it’s closed curtains like Partition privacy!.

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    Re: Unfuk vs Ryno (OPEN FOR VOTES)

    Why Noone vote lol this was fire both did dope.. I think rhy kinda started hot and cooled a bit but still nice slick wp..
    Unfuk had some monster punches bruh ngl a couple of those I was like wtf I mean extorted for doe taking a slice of ry bread when he rolls around ayoo lol the holistic bar was creative also I never really thought of that or saw that

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    Re: Unfuk vs Ryno (OPEN FOR VOTES)

    Ryno
    Cpt America shield
    Push yourself
    Non existent father
    Vs
    Unfuck
    Slice of Rye bread
    Team rocket
    Machine sounds
    Maybach was nice too

    Ryno I can’t give you any credit for racist bars that aren’t creative. It just sounds like you were on a bigoted binge but at least spice it up. The execution of the drop off bar was dope. Just because you tell those jokes to your coworkers and they laugh uncomfortably doesn’t mean they are actually funny. Unfuck some of your bars I think were a bit played or borderline but your wording saves it. Like the Rye bread, but the set up and how you finished the bar makes a huge difference. I usually would not give credit for calling someone R for a name play but the team rocket bar I fuck with. Overall I have unfuck here with a clear victory


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    Re: Unfuk vs Ryno (OPEN FOR VOTES)

    Yeah Unfuk got this quite comfortably, his best bars were better, his verse was a lot more consistent, and I don’t wanna see racist bars like Ryno’s.

    Vote- Unfuk

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    Re: Unfuk vs Ryno (OPEN FOR VOTES)

    Best battle I've seen in a minute.

    I pictured both of these in a Live scenario, somebody definitely has more crowd work.


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    Re: Unfuk vs Ryno (OPEN FOR VOTES)

    Quote Originally Posted by Chree View Post
    Best battle I've seen in a minute.

    I pictured both of these in a Live scenario, somebody definitely has more crowd work.
    Drop a vote

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    Re: Unfuk vs Ryno (OPEN FOR VOTES)

    Too me the Racist bars don't matter they say alot worth than that in real life battles, (some people getting sucker punched ect.)


    unfuk had a great First half and Ryno had a Great second half.

    Some of the most damaging bars.

    unfuk

    Tried to go swag & flow.. he ain’t cut from the fabric,
    But he’ll dye in style.. got his eye-catchin full metal jackets!

    Or I can hack ya bank account to take ya paper & curve u,
    turn that digital “Stash into Liquid” quick as Got Milk? Commercials,

    He’ll have a Pokémon funeral after the beams poppin,
    All ya “cats put R on a Shirt” & im still aiming to give ya Team Rockets!,


    Ryno

    I’m an avenger, pussy what I fare isn’t real
    Let’s see if u bounce back from this large round like Cpt. Americas shield

    Been gone for months but he’s aching for a bruise
    I’m here to prove my ‘drop off is non existent’, like ur father taking u to school

    Spare ya whimpers, ya style fails, I’m bigger
    We know u’ll push urself this match, we’re just hoping it’s into a pair of scissors


    In my opinion un has alot more technicality on paper.
    But in a live scenario where stereotypes haves dudes cracking up and are for entertainment purposes.
    Ryno gets my vote for ending the verse in comedy if peoples problem is racist bars you should go watch some older battlers.


    both were excellent verses.
    I'd like to see a funnier side from un next time.




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    Re: Unfuk vs Ryno (OPEN FOR VOTES)

    Ryno bars verse entertaining with great sense of Humor
    But not strong enough for the win

    Unfunk punchlines slick
    Opener So sick

    I felt like Unfun vs slicker compare to Ryno
    Vote-Unfuk

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    Re: Unfuk vs Ryno (OPEN FOR VOTES)

    @miracle I think you can close this now 4-1

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    Re: Unfuk vs Ryno (OPEN FOR VOTES)

    UNFUK wins

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