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Aight so the mag is a bit late and I appoligise for that, Work got the better of me but we are back and will be on time next week I wont leave u cats with out that fire to chill out and fuck with. This week was dope as fuck I thought the contenders match was a SHOCKER and was probably a lot different then some expected it to go, we had some niceeeee lines this week and yall dudes is bringing that fire and we Appreciate it,,,,here is your mag
Week 8 Battle Reviews:
Champ Match - Letterman vs. Smog
So I thought Smog won this battle tbh. His first three lines were dope personals, his verse was consistent and he had one more good personal later on in his verse. Letterman had a good verse too, he was consistent and damn near every line was either good or a jab, I think he only had one or two misses. This wasn't a robbery by any means, it was a close battle and I think both dudes stock raised cuz of it. Some ppl were just feeling lettermans verse more than smogs.
Winner: Letterman
Contender's Match - Mimic vs. Muff
This was a close battle too. Imo it could've went either way, but both dudes dropped below what their capable of. Don't get me wrong it was a good read but I guess I was just expecting more, esp for a contenders match. Both had a couple bangers but most the voters felt that mimic was just a little more consistent than muffy. Muff had a semi melt down in the chat cuz of the L, we got the canary line muff, and it was one of ur better lines, the prob was there wasn't enuff lines in ur verse like it.
Winner: Mimic
Bash vs. Packed Graves (BOTW)
This battle was dope. Both dude's shined in this battle and imo there wasn't a loser. I thought bash won but knew this battle could go either way and I almost voted for pg. Nothing else to say about this one but GO READ IT!
Winner: PG
Aero vs. OG Maestro
This was a classic example of vet vs rookie. Maestro still struggling for find his style and he's still working on wording his concepts so they hit. Aero been doing this a long time and it showed, he had a decent verse with a few good lines. Easy win for aero.
Winner: Aero
Galactic vs. Onslaught
This was an OK read. Tbh if was light reading. I felt like both rushed their verses as onslot dropped early and tic was trying to beat the deadline. Both had some nice lines tho, I thought slot's opener was fire. He had some forced wp tho but the voters didn't seem to mind. Tic had some good lines but a lot of his verse was light and the voters felt he didn't do quite enuff to beat onslot.
Winner: Onslaught
Blanco vs. Notti
This was another light read. Both dude had decent verses and both were pretty consistent. The only diff was that notti used some played concepts and blanco came a little fresher and his wording was on point.
Winner: Blanco
Smirk vs. Joe Boston
Smirk barely made the dead line and his verse was obviously rushed. I've see him drop a lot better than this, joe Boston had some OK lines and did enuff to get the W.
Winner: joe Boston
Unfukwitable vs. Jonny Blaze
Aite, this is the best verse I ever seen from jonny blaze n tbh I think he gotta ghost writer, or maybe not a ghost writer but someone coaching him a lil too much. He had some good lines that really surprised me and he actually got some votes against unfuk. This was a lot closer than it should of been but unfuk still did enuff to win.
Winner: unfukwitable
Hush vs. Enbombz
This was another case of vet vs. rookie. Tbh enbombz had some good lines, he fucked up a good wp with his wording and a couple of his lines had played concepts but then he worded em really well lol. This was closer than the votes reflect and I think enbombz should feel good about this battle, he got beat by a HOF vet but had a good showing.
Winner: Hush
Week 8 Top Punches
Muff
I remember you pretending to be Black. My gun'll give dun some help
Itll give u an Outta Body Experience. - like when u look in the mirror n wish u were someone else
why gas yourself? not tryin to bash u- but ur rhymes are trash juice
a 'Bird'll Die Behind These Bars'- N i 'Canary' tell how good u r when Mine Shaft you
Mimic
U sharking ass clown - takin' my lines now? Well it's only right I straight hit you
Health inspectors bouta' have a field day after seein' a Rat in the same fuckin' thing u Bit in to
Claiming u've done time in Sing Sing? LOL no1 here's ever calling that twice
Cuz' u completing a Full Sentance is retarded & could easily outshine Jeshka's whole forum life.
Letterman
You'll get sprayed up in ur crib. Got the cans low while I creep
& Aerosol you'll be asking for.. while I'm using that to suffocate you in your sleep
I always score w/ ur hoes. I'm the reason ur ex left b4 u wifed
Last time I put the Deion that bitch, she celebrated by high stepping out of your life
Smog
U prolly thought fuk had the advantage, a couple weeks to get his lines tuff
But what's Clint, tony b, easy n OG?? That's a FUCKIN bye week since u signed up
Worst triple L title run ever.. FUCK givin letter congrats
When u can't even champ FL.. Cuz the comp there is better than that^
Aero
forever ratchet, pissing on her to shock's my clever tactic
Gets a coat of urine, no bees when OG's stung by a yellow jacket
Idiiiiiot you just said I'll win.. what do you do with your life?
You a smart dumb nigga, this an example of being stupid & right
OG Maestro
Says he been on every site + "Hall of Fame". but I'm not believing this goof
That's where he got his Name. He's everywhere but ain't nobody seeing the proof
Jonny blaze
ya wordings terrible fgt, each one of my bars e'll end ur shine,
wasnt a set up losing to letters, cuz u already do that in every line,
Unfukwitable
If LLL Was Chess, This Is lowest teir vs. Vet, so tough luck;
Outta everyone this Ponchos to go against the King & Got wet the fuck up.
Bash
The storm came on some life or death ish. Situation got real dude...
So i'll say a prayer for ya peeps... N for another hurricane to come kill you
Packed graves
ul always be in Joogs shadow its the worst thing
Greedy calls the shots, you just make sure to answer on the first ring
Blanco
your broke ass will never be a business man but thats barely news
if you remind us of trumpets cuz you wont win..
..n they'll be playin when i bury you
Notti
i've been fightin wit heavyweights, so it don't matter what you say stupid
cuz this nigga white light... so after this he's headed straight to it
Onslaught
okay look ur most favorite bars are junk, nothing u text is proper
when amen asked if help/out rhymes, u should of followed up and accepted the offer
Galactic
You’re a joke, a riot. Brittle like you came from the coldest climate
Got that Osteoporosis style…Cuz there are literally no Bones behind it
Hush
talk crazy this box a be ya house. welcome to ya home hobo
shoot ya mouth off. I do it forreal. have lips on ya shirt like a rolling stone logo
Enbombz
Eyes the window to the soul n yours gettin left vacant
when my macs power point at ya face, it'll rearrange ya whole presentation
Battle of the Week
Bash vs. Packed Graves
Bash:
Packed Graves aka Velocity
The storm came on some life or death ish. Situation got real dude...
So i'll say a prayer for ya peeps... N for another hurricane to come kill you
I've beaten you before, you're a joke. Put that comedic shit to a rest
Your the Jay Pharoah of text. No punchlines at all just an "Eh" imitator at best
I've got ammo under the bed waiting for intruders, ya dumb nerd
So try me. Cuz i'll let the 9 'spark ya entrance' 10x better than Goldberg
Never been handled by a red neck. The thought alone makes me snicker
Cuz the only way u'll see this hiccup, is if he's downing a fifth of liquior
Faired w/ tough top tiers. While wannabees like u r just average
How could we label Vel "vet"? When he's just as soft as the fabric
My style made me a jock. N transitioned to the board, no fable
While ur style aint just rejected. Its forced to sit n mingle at the loser lunch table
Ya tier status is questionable the way Mimic wiped his ass w/ u
Ironically u cottonelle weeks ago... Yet im bout to reopen ya scar tissue
Vs.
Packed Graves:
we've all champed an ur yet to deliver- i hope you quit
ur battle births been weird, lots of time & labor but aint showin shit
get flamed quick, for thinkn im sum1 you can hang w/
we told you change ur Ways, that didnt mean ask GoW for a name switch
ppl fall asleep reading a verse, you think its mean huh?
you makin us look like animal wranglers, cuz we all catchin a zebra
ul always be in Joogs shadow its the worst thing
Greedy calls the shots, you just make sure to answer on the first ring
Im known for home invasions, dudes a flake
so when i turn on the lights an surprise bash there wont be balloons an cake
We dont compare im packed graves, rings & achievements
Your odd ways, the nigga who beat ppl that didnt ever mean shit
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Noshow Shine
Tucks vs. Allen Knight
on a side note: goddamn u allen Knight! Signing in talm bout "I want my title back" then no showing ur first fuckn match. U sorry ass ugly ass raggity mechanic ass mahfucker. Keep working on them ol beat up ass pieces of shit for minimum wage mother fucker. Fuckn mother fucker.
Thinkin' you Hot Nigga? Well its time I get somebody murdered
Beat me at the drop of a hat? Nah, your on that Bobby Shmurda
--- wasn't really feeling this.......
On the reel, I'll cinema clip when the toolie blast cuz he's truly trash
so if this actor breaks a leg, I'll flip the script on his ass, thats a Movie Cast
--- fresh flip on a dated concept. Wording is unorthodox but I liked it......
Stainless steel Glock to his head, his bitch said "take my life instead"
cuz if I show Knight my shining arm.......her love of her life is dead
--- I like this, the Knight np are played but this was good.......
But fuck a gun or a knife, instead I'll use the hands if I fight Knight
I'll have him afraid of the dark if I start punchin' out a Knight's Lights
--- nahh like I said Knight np flips are played to death..........
I'm a weekend warrior, bar after bar I was born for that Knight Life
But I'ma king, so if he take the oath or not a nigga still gon' night night!
--- lol no............lol night night lol..........
Got me feelin' like I'm King Arthur in that world renowned fable
since he's a bitch, I couldn't get Allen Knight's at the round table
--- nahh............
Wit' dem lyt bars, u assed out, but you ain't trollin' when u say u might be gay
He'll get sonned for throwin' shade, that's the difference between Knight and Day
--- nahh...stop the np's, u gotta do a little bit of research on ur opponent n if u did u would know that np's are super played on him.............
I had his bitch choose between him & me, sat back 'n I let the offer speak
asked her witch one? She hopped on my broomstick 'n it swept 'er off her feet
--- lol this is simple but I liked it.........
In disgust he left, started binge'n on drugs he was such a mess
Gave Al' E...........'n he's been seen living in one of them since
--- end rhyme doesn't work but I liked this, haven't seen a np flip like this on him.........
Overall: a decent verse, really hit n miss tho. U need to work on ur consistently and do a little research on ur opponent so u k ow who ur battling and how to attack them. Ak been around forever and u coulda included some personals on him but u chose to go the nameplay route which is extremely played on him. I think u got some skill and if u put a little time and effort into ur verses and do a little leg work finding out who ur opponent is u could be a force in this league in the near future. Keep writing bro
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