Word. I'm not filing for divorce because I don't want to waste my time doing it. She's not filing for divorce because she knows if she can't make it she can always "reconcile" with her ever loving husband. Little does she know I've got a whole list of things she needs to do before that happens.
I swear to goodness if we had a son to go with our daughter and a house in the suburbs of Chicago, my life would be just like Al Bundy's from Married with Children. Except I think my wife has a hundred and ninety pound difference on Peg.