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    The last survivor of a Martian cypher...
    My heart’s desire... a bad bitch, an armoured fighter, with a barbed vagina.
    My shit’s so sick I rock a mask and visor.
    Nah... my shit’s so sick I should bath in Pfizer.
    Going out on a limb, if I’m arms supplier to both opposing forces I’m a harmoniser?
    I arrive in my Lotus, preaching dharmakaya.
    Llama rider, alarmed some hikers as I passed the Khyber shouting fake foreign words like “yarblegriber!”.
    Got stopped by the cops, Sergeant Schneider... I said “I dropped some ket so I’m a calmer driver”, then I said “oi can you pass a lighter?”... got arrested... should’ve asked em nicer.
    I’ve starred in cctv clips which surpassed The Wire.
    My energy levels range from ‘could start a fire in the large collider’ to ‘just pushed a cask of cider up a castle spire’.

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    Catch me on a B road speeding fast ahead of ya,
    Whip so sick it's a Vauxhall Astra Zeneca,
    That's a lie, I drive a volvo N fill the tank with regular,
    Exhaust my fuel quick, the cat-backs a Ferrita,
    At one time I'd fire off more techs than a ganja peddler,
    But now I'd just sigh, exchange glances n walk past the messenger,
    I bought Tennis World Tour, because I'm a master tenniser,
    Won everything with custom Indian player Raja Federah,
    I'm with the big top dogs, I run a circus act of terriers,
    95% of the world is black America,
    I wrote to parliament callin em a gang of predators because people bet until they're broke n hang themselves n the money their families raise gets used to say 'gamble healthier'

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    Ay, forget about the Harlem Hellfighters...
    My team beasts through the pandemic, this the Yharnam cell-virus.

    “I drink creme de menthe so my sharts’ll smell nicer.”
    That’s just the start of the charming twelve-liner I said yesterday when I passed Michelle Pfiffer, in a bar that sells cider.
    I flashed a stolen cop badge, said “I’m Sergeant Del Schneider.”
    She was feeling that shit, it wasn’t hard to tell either; she was swept off her feet when I charged and yelled “sniper!”
    I started acting all suave and self righteous... “I’m glad Obama helped Biden to, uh, pass the health license.”
    I vomited on her, she calmly held silence.

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    I'm on offence, like a maybe,
    Wise wise, Tom Jones singin Delilah brainy,
    Turn up dripped in ice n call it fire safety,
    Movin targets get tagged, sprayin all kinds of crazy,
    Their aim wack, they'd miss me-chillin like the tyre lady,
    I name my straps, this melt ya face so the pipe a Katy,
    Take em to church, usually don't let it ring but been inspired lately,
    Im in a righteous frame of violence daily,
    I'm movin moral-solo, like "you wanna buy a baby?",
    They might lock me up n hope I talk, try n make me,
    Have my boat spill on the table, that's fine it's gravy,
    I'll stay dumb-in-a-can like residin to the side of Haiti

    Next Rhyme: Ecgonine

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    I was gonna pen a clever scheme, but instead I dropped some ecgonine in a gents latrine, then grabbed my iPad and randomly pressed the screen, til I’d written this shit and I don’t know what the heck it means.
    I was at the bar tryna impress a teen like a less-esteemed Professor Green, and it was a pleasant scene, like the richest prick that you’ve ever seen, choking to death on his peppered steamed pheasant spleen.
    I’m never mean; I always talk to women like I addressed the queen.
    But, shit, I don’t respect the queen and her oppressed regime.
    And on a majestic theme, I make peasants scream with some kerosene and a jester team while my kestrels preen.
    Ay, I used to date this french chick, Genevieve Ecgonine.
    I told her dad I planned to leave her, he said “c’est la vie”.
    So I did. I pimped the bitch; went to sell her v’.
    Turns out, now he’s hella peeved.
    Some fucking people are never pleased.

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    I'd rather face another person than a chess computer ,
    I hope my gun see better days ,
    Well that’d be a better ruger ,
    Some saint laurant for my girl ,
    That money better move her ,
    If she take me for a chump ,
    I’mma make her catch a uber ,
    May day was my teacher , (may day from 007)
    Double oh seven lessons for you losers ,
    I see em back stabbin cats ,
    Guess they're freddy krugers


    Next rhyme: five bricks
    Last edited by Don Flows; April 1st, 2021 at 07:33 PM

    You cat’s live ,
    but I’mma take all yalls hope ,
    I aint great ,
    Although some of yall call me a goat

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    Hold my beverage I'm bout to juggle five bricks, as my bike flips through a ring of fire while I'm hypnotising psychics, plus - knife tricks,
    I still go into McDonalds toilets armed with fine tips & write "call [insert friends number] if you like dicks",
    I go to the club n hit up white chicks, like "nice tits",
    They reply "what the fuck?", I say "it's a good night this. Nice tits",
    "I saw you dancing earlier, the left moves freely but the right sticks",
    Mouth open anticipating their reaction I never have to buy drinks,
    You know someone's a nonce if they say their favourite movie's 'Spy Kids',
    They could've cut costs dramatically renaming 'Die Hard' as 'Die Quick',
    If you like Mein Kampf or Minecraft your mind's sick,
    Hitler was gay but knew it'd hurt coming out like a dry shit

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    That was strong, Bag, like a sack of jute. safe, Bag, like a parachute.
    I’m a savage brute... I’d, fucking, stand and boop a panther’s snoot.
    I got a six pack and buns, plus some abs and glutes.
    At a fashion shoot... bear attractive, in a salmon suit.
    I slapped Baloo. my team beasts like I crashed a zoo.
    My bitch aint a malamute, but she’ll come dogging if ‘Alaska’ to.
    A dyslexic chick with Saxon roots, what a damn Cnut.
    I act aloof? mad astute.
    I planned a coup in Xanadu.
    Fuck absolution, I’m happy with Absolut.
    I don’t need Jah, just a weed jar and a rasta zoot.
    Sacré dieu? non, chacun peut.
    I’m up shit creek in a crap canoe.
    I wrote this verse while I had a poo.
    That was true.

    Next rhyme: shopping delivery
    Last edited by Virbius; April 3rd, 2021 at 01:32 PM

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    Virb pennin verses on the lav, double droppin things differently,
    I wrote a death threat to the guy who did my shopping delivery cuz I was tryna get some sleep n he kept knocking persistently,
    I wrote it in a foreign language so he wouldn't possibly think it's me,
    No English - made it Iranian see - like the bottom of Italy,
    My jobs boring, I'd take all-girl porn photography willingly,
    Surviving off tits like the volleyball industry,
    Sometimes I feel like the modern epitome of how making moral decisions will bring you nothing but misery,
    What a jolly epiphany,
    We still think money's a good idea like we don't document history but I wanna fuck the circulation up like blocking capillaries,
    Why does our logical system deem that somebody's income be lower for being born with a knowledge deficiency?
    I read back and express a conscious soliloquy that I'm possibly hitting the spot in terms of topics that are nobody's-wanting-to-listen-y
    I should've stopped at porn stars & toplessness, giggity

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    Ay, just in case you’re uninformed...
    I wrote this to some klezmer jazz, bumping Zorn,
    While I’m gripping my dick like I’m shucking corn.
    I like a cold blooded bitch, with a cunt that’s warm.
    Don’t give a shit if it’s black or white or the colour faun...
    My lass tanned; I’m swinging my dick like it’s Custer’s sword.
    I told her she was shaped like a guitar, hmm, I guess it struck a chord.
    I got game like I’m Dustin Vaughan.
    Blunted, I’m tryna cut the lawn with a custom Braun.
    Real talk, I had to quit spliffs since my lung deformed.
    Still shelling out bills on the crack, like a duckling’s born.
    I bong cloud while I’m shoving pawns;
    I run the board; all shrugs and yawns.
    Leaving bleeding hearts like a lover scorned.


    Next rhyme: classical era
    Last edited by Virbius; April 16th, 2021 at 06:51 PM

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    I stare at birds for too long, classical leerer,
    My Turkish homonym fan base can throw that classic a lira,
    I got my results from the hospital n said "classy, cholera",
    They said "it's prounouced-" I said "eat shit & don't test my vocabalry either",
    From illmatic n ether to Raskit on Creeper,
    Both the hip hop and grime classical eras had the same outcome for African geezers in that if a middle class white person happened to meet ya they automatically assumed you were a rapper or dealer,
    I was in the local First Choice lookin like I'm havin a seizure, demanding they refund the money back to my visa,
    shouting "Travel agents? More like travel... decievers! You said party island, but despite 6 hours hangin round the lav in Amnesia, I found not one solitary gram of skag in Ibiza",
    Then I left, but only cuz they asked me to leave, uh,
    Walkin past a gang in the street n heard "Standard procedure, there's nothing worse than jammin ya heater",
    I approached n said "I've got two words for you mate: glandular fever,
    And using a plate would make the method by which you eat sandwiches cleaner"

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    I’m a self-styled baller, I’m an M. Bison brawler, I’m an exiled pauper on the West Nile border.
    I got more material than a textile hoarder.
    I shot a pilot episode, on a wrecked flight recorder.
    Bring the pain... like I use breadknives to slaughter French rivals, sorta.
    I write rebuttals to dead bible authors.
    Bitches dig my bedtime fedoras.
    I met my girl at the zoo, in the reptile corner.
    I stole her iPhone, and then tried to call her.

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    No joke, I got some next inventions,
    I made a ramp that goes in front of the propeller section, of a wind turbine with the best intentions of the power output making a 200% progression, of course it works or it's something I would never mention, on a 4 MW turbine running at 50% I reckon that's 555kw more every second, but I can't patent a ramp so I won't get to sell em,
    I've battled cats from Bermuda, Brentford, Bretton,
    I smoked DMT n battled in some next dimension,
    although the latter wasn't very pleasant,
    I spit a line dancing I'm forever steppin,
    muy rapido, I covered so solid n called it 20 seconds,
    my dicks massive, if I give blood like a general legend then for 24 hours I can't get erections

    Next Rhyme: Subterranean

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    My spectral adrenaline underwater is about 50,000% in the subterranean ,
    Thats over 10 times what you build with your technology for manicans ,
    My words are good enough to create a version of a brainy kid ,
    Then make the brainy kid tell these people that don't know jack how lame they is


    next rhyme: burnt luggage

    You cat’s live ,
    but I’mma take all yalls hope ,
    I aint great ,
    Although some of yall call me a goat

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    Fire material it's burnt luggage,
    Act fake dick the Mac shot'll find you I curve bullets,
    move food faster than Macdonald's drive thru, I serve nuggets,
    quick to get salty but only cuz their brains are, errr, sluggish,
    egg n spoon race competitors get murked, punished, don't read it backwards bout if I'm heavy with the egg-a-not, word, tonnage,
    you can hunt for wealth, you can search, rummage, but the deception that your time's worth money's just what the rich cower behind cuz you can't earn courage,
    They think they're wavy off the dome, tell em I've seen worse mullets but still their perms rubbish, off top it's a wrap, it's a term suttin like turbanage, pro at singing with a closed mouth, they pay my work hummage

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