Season 22 Intro Magazine
HELL YEAHHH BOYYY!!! RB is back in business and what better ribbon cutting ceremony than to kick it off with a punchline league??? Shout out to iLL for trusting a nut case like me to run this joint. With that being said, if yall have any suggestions, hit me up; complaints, talk to iLL… HA! Enough chitty chitty chatty fatty. Lets get it poppin with that free…
REVIEW
Enfamous vs Trajik
Trajik had pretty coo flip that was ehhh aight while enfamous took it with a ok flip. Didn’t think either was hard tbh soo both have making up to do like a tranny on work week…
Geng vs King
King came with a played punch. I know the ex champ aint that rusty. Come on man! Geng had wrestler punch which won him the match but also didn’t burn the ring like a pyro spouse.
iLLunatic vs Barcotic
Bar had dope nameplay I think but voters felt it was mediocre tho. iLL’s was a nice concept but wording hurt him this week. Don’t sleep tho. I see the rust is slowly coming off like a bra in the middle of the night.
Punches of the Week
Barcotic
I'm built, enjoy women & laugh when this little boy isn't
it's like Luda shouting out his hometown... Illinois bitches
Endfamous
usually when niggas say "lets turn up" its usually a party quote
fuck that, shit'll get trajik when i 'turn up cuz ya body won't..
Best bars of the Cypher
(we gotta do better smh)
Geng
we know you dont pack a punch, i hit the throttle gently
so if SOBE is ever a container, its just the bottle empty
your name in a dope bout, only cause you host text
il have KnowBody show up for shore! like beached boat deaths
KnowP
I know sunthin that'll leave this gangsta all froze up
its no secret that Geng bang... always takes place when his girl shows up
PREVIEWS
KnowP vs Baron Mynd
Good luck dog. Baron is primarily a topical champ but goes both ways like a jigalo. Should get interesting but only reason im battling is cause I hate 3-way matches. No minaj.
Kontext vs Alpha Bet
Battle of the No show twins. Both can drop good bars and aren’t new to this what so ever but I think Kon still crusty around the edges like a dry scalp while Alpha is warmed up so I give this one to him in a close one. 60/40.
iLLunatic vs FishSkill
iLL will take this one comfortably cause Fish is just that: fresh meet. No homo. He better drop something good or he’ll be taken out like a drive thru.
Trajik vs King
Trajik is another Baron who goes both ways while King is better at punches so I think he’ll get this one easily. 80/20.
Geng vs Barcotic
Both have great wordplay capabilities but I think Barcotic is more polished and words his bars way better. It will be close if Geng brings his best… but not that close. 70/30.
Sobe vs Blue Flamez
If Blue drops anything like he did last week and in the cypher, this will be a landslide victory for Sobe who definitely has his bars up to par. 90/10.
Arch vs Endfamous
Endfamous will be challenged here against Scrub Zero who’s a texting phenom. Should be a great battle imo if Arch shows up with his ol forgetful ass. But I still got Arch taking this one 70/30.
Outro
Aight my little nergrolitto’s, another week is upon us and we really gotta start bringing some fire to these here matches. Due date has changed soo take note be ready. INVITE SOMEONE BACK TO RB so we can get this forum filled back to the way it use to be. It’s a great turn out soo far but I want to go from 7 matches to 14 matches by the end of the month. And to show appreciation for those who are here, I offer you my thanks and hope you enjoy this lttle taste of heaven….
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